b100b100dbeast | 5 ♐ [Video] (Backdated to a little earlier in the event) Alex/Nepeta/Equius chain-shenanigans

5 ♐ [Video] (Backdated to a little earlier in the event) Alex/Nepeta/Equius chain-shenanigans

[Up in the library, Equius has nabbed some blank scrolls, stolen some paints from the Bower, and is messily finger painting some rather suggestive artwork depicting an extremely muscular half-horse-half-humanoid creature.

A beast of true muscle.

Suddenly, a tight metal shackle appears over his wrist, much to his surprise and displeasure. When the video function activates, any reader will be treated to a brief glimpse of some very... awkward art. You won't get a chance to stare for too long as there's suddenly a fist with a pair of cuffs on the screen.]

Why can't a STRONG noble be left alone in this intolerable keep, to appreciate some of the finer tastes in life? What benefit could one possibly get from inconveniencing me any further?

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*Sollux is just going to laugh at you, Equius.

Yes. So much envy towards artistic ability only matched by my strength must drive others to hysterics.

[Whatever Sollux, LAUGH IT UP. EQUIUS CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS.]

Ehehe, keep telling yourself that.

Is it necessary to mention your strength?

[From the sounds of it, Vicious isn't impressed. But he always sounds like this, so :|a]

Just as necessary as mentioning my nobility.

[Besides, if Equius doesn't keep filling his ego with hot air some might actually escape. Can't have that.]

[so it's not then...]

It's useless.

[That was a hit to the face. Of all the words that could possibly used with Equius!]

A sign of prestige and status is not useless when used as a tool to establish superiority. I would not expect a human to understand.

Your title means nothing.

[Equius is absolutely flabbergasted. He almost doesn't know how to respond.]

It means a lifetime of dominance and an empire that spans galaxies! Without a proper title, one might as well be on the same level as the degenerate mud or red blooded.

I got one too, and I'm scared. It's freaking me out, man!

They've chained you too? To anything, or did they leave the job unfinished like they did for me? I'm certain they will not remain for too long... But, stay aware, just in case they choose to add more to this little trick.

No, it's just... a cuff. Not attached to anything. And it's annoying, and it won't come off, and now my wrist hurts.

[Of course she tried to break it.]

Let's hope it remains that way. And I agree, it is very much an annoyance... Is your wrist alright?

[If a sliver of concern slips out, it's completely on accident. A serious Equius must always remain serious.]

What? Yes! Yes, it's fine. I tried to pull the cuff off and, uh, that didn't happen. Nothing big! Don't worry.

Oh. Okay, good. Do not take any unnecessary efforts to rid yourself of these bonds.

[Is Equius actually worried about you, Lily? DOES HE CAARE? Well of course he does. We've established that by now.]

Also. You had suggested wanting to do something together, again. Did you still want to? Perhaps after these chains are gone.

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[Shal is just barely stifling a laugh here.]

That's some painting you've got there. Come on, don't be ashamed of it, show it off!

Oh, yes, certainly.

[The video feed comes back on, showing a rough finger-paint doodle of a massively muscled centaur-esque beast with a very large mustache and an udder that seems... Out of place when compared to the rest of the monster.]

I admit, I thought it would be impossible to find a human who appreciates exquisite works of art.

[Oh man, Equius, that's... that's beautiful. It just got a lot harder to contain his laughter.]

Well, there's a few in every bunch, right? Even among humans.

I've got to ask, is the creature something from your world, or is it care of you imagination?

Maybe. Humans can share some faint similarities at times. And of course it's a creature from my world. I don't fabricate nonexistent personalities, like Tavros.

They're called Musclebeasts, and this painting doesn't do their true immensity any justice.

A Musclebeast, huh? They sure hit the nail on the head with that name. How big snrk are they really?

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