[...oh, -Maiden-, this is more than he can handle. How old -is- this kid, anyways?]

You're going to run into a lot more than just trolls here, kid.

[He thinks about purposely mangling Equius's name, but decides against it. He's too serious as it is--he could see him flying off the handle again if he did.]

If you ever need any help, you can call on me. Even if you don't think you'll need it! The offer's there.