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b100b100dbeast[Up in the library, Equius has nabbed some blank scrolls, stolen some paints from the Bower, and is messily finger painting some rather suggestive artwork depicting an extremely muscular half-horse-half-humanoid creature.
A beast of true muscle.
Suddenly, a tight metal shackle appears over his wrist, much to his surprise and displeasure. When the video function activates, any reader will be treated to a brief glimpse of some very... awkward art. You won't get a chance to stare for too long as there's suddenly a fist with a pair of cuffs on the screen.]
Why can't a STRONG noble be left alone in this intolerable keep, to appreciate some of the finer tastes in life? What benefit could one possibly get from inconveniencing me any further?
A beast of true muscle.
Suddenly, a tight metal shackle appears over his wrist, much to his surprise and displeasure. When the video function activates, any reader will be treated to a brief glimpse of some very... awkward art. You won't get a chance to stare for too long as there's suddenly a fist with a pair of cuffs on the screen.]
Why can't a STRONG noble be left alone in this intolerable keep, to appreciate some of the finer tastes in life? What benefit could one possibly get from inconveniencing me any further?
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audio. i know i said i was sitting this out, but i cant help this much
Date: 2011-12-01 10:12 pm (UTC)audio.
Date: 2011-12-01 11:19 pm (UTC)[From the sounds of it, Vicious isn't impressed. But he always sounds like this, so :|a]
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Date: 2011-12-01 11:59 pm (UTC)Audio
Date: 2011-12-02 02:35 am (UTC)[Whatever Sollux, LAUGH IT UP. EQUIUS CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS.]
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Date: 2011-12-02 02:37 am (UTC)[Besides, if Equius doesn't keep filling his ego with hot air some might actually escape. Can't have that.]
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Date: 2011-12-02 02:47 am (UTC)Audio
Date: 2011-12-02 02:50 am (UTC)It's useless.
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Date: 2011-12-02 02:53 am (UTC)[Of course she tried to break it.]
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Date: 2011-12-02 03:04 am (UTC)Audio
Date: 2011-12-02 03:25 am (UTC)A sign of prestige and status is not useless when used as a tool to establish superiority. I would not expect a human to understand.
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Date: 2011-12-02 03:37 am (UTC)[If a sliver of concern slips out, it's completely on accident. A serious Equius must always remain serious.]
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Date: 2011-12-02 03:49 am (UTC)Audio
Date: 2011-12-02 04:02 am (UTC)[Audio]
Date: 2011-12-02 06:20 am (UTC)That's some painting you've got there. Come on, don't be ashamed of it, show it off!
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Date: 2011-12-02 08:55 am (UTC):33 < *oh no she landed in all these paints and got them all over her paws! well this is a purrfect time for some art! :DD*
:33 < *the sw33t meowrail pounces all over equius's silly muscle drawings leaving cute little pawprints behind her*
[Yup. Nothing suspicious going on here.]
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Date: 2011-12-03 06:22 pm (UTC)It means a lifetime of dominance and an empire that spans galaxies! Without a proper title, one might as well be on the same level as the degenerate mud or red blooded.
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Date: 2011-12-03 06:34 pm (UTC)[Is Equius actually worried about you, Lily? DOES HE CAARE? Well of course he does. We've established that by now.]
Also. You had suggested wanting to do something together, again. Did you still want to? Perhaps after these chains are gone.
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Date: 2011-12-03 06:38 pm (UTC)[The video feed comes back on, showing a rough finger-paint doodle of a massively muscled centaur-esque beast with a very large mustache and an udder that seems... Out of place when compared to the rest of the monster.]
I admit, I thought it would be impossible to find a human who appreciates exquisite works of art.
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Date: 2011-12-03 06:48 pm (UTC)D --> Am I to assume that this may be foreshadowing for future actions on your part
D --> You have your own memorial to romance in your respiteblock
D --> Leave tiny hoofprints on that instead
D --> Are you near
D --> I do not see you
[And believe him, moirail. Equius is staring, suspiciously, over his shoulder for any potential sneak attacks from an adorable kittytroll.]
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Date: 2011-12-03 11:39 pm (UTC)[Lily is going to SEARCH for unnecessary efforts.]
What? Yeah! Yes. I did. Date number two. ["Date" is such a weird word to say.] It'll be totally fun, I promise. More fun than glaring at Logan.
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Date: 2011-12-04 04:43 am (UTC)Well, there's a few in every bunch, right? Even among humans.
I've got to ask, is the creature something from your world, or is it care of you imagination?
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Date: 2011-12-04 04:49 am (UTC)[Equius would rather save his glares for something else. Like the lake. Or butterflies.]
Have you thought of what you wanted to do?
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Date: 2011-12-04 04:54 am (UTC)They're called Musclebeasts, and this painting doesn't do their true immensity any justice.
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Date: 2011-12-04 04:56 am (UTC)[Audio]
Date: 2011-12-04 05:05 am (UTC)